If an egg misbehaves in school he is egg-spelled.
Mice play hide and squeak.
The opposite of cocadoodle-do is cocadoodle-don't.
A bull telling jokes is laughabull.
What kind of rabbit is good at fixing flat tires? - jack rabbits.
What's red, white, blue and yellow? - The star spangled banana.
BoBo thinks he is a refridgerator. This has happened before. - He'll chill out.
Cure for iron deficiency - bite nails.
Fish stuck in ear creates a herring problem.
Strict diet - no eating between snacks.
Two slices of bread are getting married. Let's toast the happy couple!
Baby soldiers are trained at bootie camp.
Chicken coop - cheep housing.
Cross a cocker, a poodle, and a rooster to get a cockapoodleroo
Skunks read best smellers.
What's black and white and noisy? - A zebra drummer.
Two identical masked men - clone rangers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know. Why don't you open the door and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad you visited my web site?
What kind of basketball do they play in Hawaii?
Hoola Hoops!
